Author: Jim Sangster
Continuity: Kasterborus is revealed to be a human astrologist. Most of his calculations were destroyed in a horrific fire that devastated Cyrrhenis Minima's capitol (The Ribos Operation). His most famous work is Our Destiny is in the Stars. Species that have been influenced by Kasterborus' teachings include the Delphons (Spearhead From Space), Phreni, and Sirians.
Carval is the fourth planet out from the sun in the system that also contains Estellios. The planet M'ii'e takes so long to orbit its sun that whole generations of its inhabitants are born completely under any one star sign.
Location: Not applicable.
Links: There are references to the Osirians (who are said to have visited Earth c10,500 BC) (Pyramids of Mars, The Sands of Time), the cult of Orb (100,000 BC), Chloris (The Creature From the Pit), S14 (Kinda), Levithia (The Ribos Operation), Nimons (The Horns of Nimon, Seasons of Fear), and Demnos (The Dæmons). On some Fifth Galaxy planets it is forbidden to graphically depict a member of their race for fear of corrupting their spiritual essence (The Monster of Peladon, Legacy).
Future History: Humanities' Great Breakout took place in the third and early fourth millennia, accompanied by resurgence in ancient faiths.
The Bottom Line: Functional, if rather indulgent, linking story. It's entertainingly written, but unfortunately only serves to emphasis how tenuously some of the stories are linked to the theme of the anthology.
ARIES The True and Indisputable Facts in the Matter of the Ram's Skull
Features the First Doctor, Ian, and Barbara between The Dalek Invasion of Earth and The Rescue.
Author: Mark Michalowski
Roots: The works of Edgar Allen Poe.
Continuity: The nature of the evil force that attempts to manifest itself via the Ram's skull and Abigail's gift is not revealed. The Doctor specifically travels to the house to stop the force from gaining a foothold, but doesn't seem to know what it was.
Also present at the house is Edgar Allen Poe, whom the Doctor, Ian and Barbara meet, and who narrates the story.
Links: The Doctor, Ian and Barbara are travelling without Susan or Vicki, placing this story between The Dalek Invasion of Earth and The Rescue [and probably after Venusian Lullaby].
Location: England, Earth October 2nd 1849.
The Bottom Line: 'We came here to prevent...something. Something evil, from gaining a foothold on this world. Good start, memorably creepy, and with an excellent evocation of Poe's writing style.
TAURUS Growing Higher
Features the Eighth Doctor and Fitz Kreiner
Author: Paul Leonard
Continuity: The Doctor and Fitz pose as Doctor John Smith of the UN Peace Corps and Sergeant Kreiner. The Doctor wears blue eye shadow, which was popular for men ten years before this time (Warriors of the Deep).
Humanity has colonized the Moon, and it is implied that at least one generation has been born and grown up there. Inhabitants of the Moon live longer than those of Earth, due to the reduced gravity. No human being has been killed in war for eighty-seven years.
Location: The Moon, [c2094 - discrete blue eye shadow was fashionable for men ten years earlier, which is probably a reference to Warriors of the Deep, which is set c2084].
Future History: Kuppam was an artificial world built in Earth's orbit by the Yamoyata Company. It was a steel and glass spheroid with a stationary casing of lunar rock. The hollow interior was inhabited, and boasted woodlands, rivers, hills, bridges and towns. One of the light-alloy bearings used to support the junctions between the static outer shell and the rotating interior snapped, causing the shell to be breached and to collapse. Fifty thousand, five hundred and ninety-five people died as a result.
There is a Copernicus College on the Moon. The UN is still in existence. There is an orbital tiger reserve called Khadri.
The Bottom Line: 'He wanted you to let him die' Well-written study of guilt, although the eye-shadow rather spoils things.
GEMINI Twin Piques
Features the Second Doctor and Jamie
Author: Anthony Keetch
Roots: There is a reference to James VII. The Doctor quotes Oscar Wilde.
Continuity: The Second Doctor and Jamie are travelling without Victoria or Zoe, probably placing this story in Season Six B with The Two Doctors. Jamie states that the unnamed world is the only one on which he's never been locked up or shot at. He enjoys wine. It is implied that the Doctor has an endless supply of recorders.
The TARDIS console room contains a Chippendale chair. There is a room in the TARDIS, which is so long that it has its own horizon. The walls and floor are covered with what looks like dimpled mattress, and a river, containing small life forms, runs down the middle of the room.
Doppelganger worlds are a very rare phenomenon; two planets, absolutely identical, with the same geology, flora and fauna and even individuals. The Doctor estimates that the probability of encountering doppelganger worlds is "a trillion billion to one". Moglan Beasts are native to at least one of the two worlds.
Links: The Doctor uses the Fast Return Switch to move between the doppelganger planets (The Edge of Destruction). Jamie mentions Daleks and Cybermen.
Location: Two doppelganger worlds, date unknown.
The Bottom Line: 'One of you is enough, I couldn't cope with two of you.' Contrived and silly, although perhaps no more than most doppelganger stories.
CANCER Still Lives
Features the Third Doctor, Liz Shaw, and the Brigadier
Author: Ian Potter
Roots: The story opens with a quotation from Voltaire's Candide. Coca Cola is mentioned.
Continuity: The UNIT HQ building houses the European Axis Military Corps in many of the parallel universes between the parallel universes of Inferno and the Doctor's own. When the Doctor moved between universes in Inferno, UNIT member Helen was caught up in the effect and left sliding slowly and irreversibly between universes, a journey that will take her ten years of subjective time. Republican soldier Mark was similarly affected and sent in the opposite direction at the same rate. In the Inferno universe, Swifty G. Singh's propaganda pulp novels are available on the black market; considered to be anti-Republican, anyone caught reading them can be sent to the camps.
The Doctor takes coffee with a "filthy number" of sugars in it. The Doctor insists on spelling megawatts as "meggawatts" (an Inferno in-joke).
Liz Shaw keeps a journal. She read Plato at Cambridge, but no other philosophy. She is sceptical about the Doctor's story of a parallel universe (Inferno). The Doctor quotes Hamlet at her when she challenges him about it.
Links: There is a reference to James Stevens (Who Killed Kennedy). The daytime chat show Chorley's People is probably hosted by Harold Chorley (The Web of Fear). BBC3 is screening Occult Secrets of the Nazis (The Dæmons). There is a reference to Nuton (The Claws of Axos). Corporal Bell is mentioned (The Mind of Evil, The Claws of Axos, The Face of the Enemy). Liz notes that the Brigadier is a "bit of a maths whizz on the quiet" (Mawdryn Undead). Liz mentions the Doctor's translocation of object trick (The Ambassadors of Death). The Brigadier mentions the Primords, describing them as werepeople (Inferno).
Location: Maida Vale, London, England, June 22nd to July 27th.
The Bottom Line: We've been doing this for five years, there can only be another five years to go! Interesting study of guilt and the consequences of the Doctor's actions for those around him.
LEO Constant Companion
Features the Second Doctor, Jamie, and Zoe
Author: Simon A. Forward
Roots: Einstein is mentioned. The story possibly draws inspiration from twisted Canadian cartoon The Cat Came Back.
Continuity: The TARDIS contains a medical bay and a galley. Jamie keeps a set of bagpipes in his room.
"Marmaduke" generates telepathic amplification in anyone with natural telepathic tendencies. The Sorceress describes him as her Id-Cat and claims that she created him to keep her company. The Sorceress is telepathic and isolated herself from her people to get away from their thoughts and to stop herself from eavesdropping on them. It isn't explained exactly who or what she is.
The Equatorial Bridge is one of the Seven Hundred Wonders of the Universe. Each of its support towers houses thousands of people. The planet it is located on is not named. The Doctor tries to leave Marmaduke there, as well as on a hyperspace cruiser bound for the Carmalan Domains, on the planet Moga, and on Karn with the Sisterhood (The Brain of Morbius). The Carmalan people are described as a generous, hospitable race.
Location: The TARDIS, the Equatorial Bridge on an unnamed planet, a hyperspace cruiser bound for the Carmalan Domains, Moga, Karn, and the domain of the Sorceress, all dates unknown.
The Bottom Line: 'Against that cat, curiosity would always come a poor second!' Irritating and facile; the cat quickly becomes as annoying to the reader as it does to the Doctor and his companions. Forward is capable of much better.
VIRGO Virgin Lands
Features the Seventh Doctor, Ace, and Benny
Author: Sarah Groenewegen
Roots: There is a reference to the Beatles' song "Eleanor Rigby".
Continuity: Bored with eternity, Death came to Australia when it was new and stayed for two hundred years. She has become so bored that she herself yearns for death, the Doctor telling her that he won't let her die. She has met the Doctor before (Love and War).
Links: There are references to Daleks and the Master. The Doctor recalls leaving Susan on Earth (The Dalek Invasion of Earth).
Location: Sydney, Australia [late twentieth century].
The Bottom Line: 'Bernice, what do you think of death?' The style of the New Adventures is well captured, and it's great to see the Doctor/Benny/"Neo-Ace" team again.
LIBRA The Switching
Features the Third Doctor, Jo Grant, the Brigadier, and Mike Yates
Author: Simon Guerrier
Roots: Face/Off and other body-swap stories.
Continuity: The Master manages to temporarily switch bodies with the Docytor, although it is not explained how. Whilst in prison, the Master has been reading A History of the Plantagenets. After returning to his own body, he borrows a book on the Magna Carta (The King's Demons). He uses various lotions and hair ointments. He can't use the Doctor's TARDIS to escape from Earth whilst he's in the Doctor's body, because the controls are isomorphic; the Time Lords have programmed the TARDIS not to work for the Doctor during his exile. The Master drinks tea without milk or sugar, unlike the Doctor. Whilst in the Doctor's body, he suggests to the Brigadier that the Master be moved to a different facility, with a view (probably intended as a reference to The Sea Devils, but more appropriate to The Face of the Enemy) [this story is probably set just after Short Trips: Freedom in which the Master demonstrates the ability to transfer his mind into another body, and during which he is imprisoned at Stangmoor Prison (The Mind of Evil)].
The Doctor has been working on a strange sample of metal found by UNIT. He writes notes on the TARDIS console in felt tip, including "this button closes the doors!" [probably a joke about the fact that in The Edge of Destruction the Fast Return Switch is labeled as such in felt tip pen].
Components of the TARDIS include the transuranic spectrum gauge, the relative chronometer, and spatial dampeners.
Links: Mike Yates asks Jo out to dinner (The Curse of Peladon). The Master finds the Doctor's remote control device for Bessie is in his lab and stamps on it (The Dæmons).
Location: UNIT HQ and the Master's prison, England, [summer 1971].
The Bottom Line: 'The Doctor wasn't unpleasant when he came and spoke to me. The almost obligatory Master story works extremely well here, Guerrier poking fun at the Master's charm and the Doctor's garrulousness to great effect.
SCORPIO Jealous, Possessive
Features K9 Mark I and K9 Mark 2
Author: Paul Magrs
Roots: Tolstoy is mentioned.
Continuity: The two K9s correspond with each other between E-Space and Gallifrey. The Time Lords place a statue of K9 in the Panopticon in honour of his role in defeating the Sontaran invasion (The Invasion of Time). K9 Mark I can no longer remember Professor Marius [he's been ordered to delete his memory of him].
Leela is pregnant (Lungbarrow). The Matrix contains no record of the Key to Time.
Links: There are references to the Nucleus of the Swarm (The Invisible Enemy), the Tharils (Warriors' Gate), the Key to Time, and the Master. News of the Doctor's fourth regeneration reaches K9 on Gallifrey (Logopolis).
Location: Gallifrey and E-Space.
The Bottom Line: 'Dear Prototype.' As might be expected from Magrs, witty and well-written, but ultimately extremely silly; the premise is amusing, but it's difficult to imagine either K9 writing bitchy letters.
SAGITTARIUS Five Card Draw
Features the Fifth, First, Second, Third and Sixth Doctors
Author: Todd Green
Continuity: The Fifth Doctor is travelling with Peri, who remains in the TARDIS library throughout. The First Doctor is travelling with Ben and Polly, who are visiting friends. He can sense that he will soon regenerate (The Tenth Planet). The Third Doctor mentions Sarah, so for him this story takes place between The Time Warrior and Planet of the Spiders. The Sixth Doctor is also travelling with Peri, who briefly meets the Fifth Doctor again and gets rather confused; this makes the Fifth Doctor realize that he will regenerate sooner that he was expecting.
The First Doctor obtained the bejeweled bow and arrows from the third emperor of the Cresap dynasty of Gallutia as thanks for persuading their enemies to lay down their arms at the battle of Andromeda; his second incarnation vaguely recalls this, but his later incarnations have no memory of it. Trapped in the castle, the First Doctor telepathically summoned his future selves; the Fourth refused to come [a joke about Tom Baker's refusal to appear in The Five Doctors], the First Doctor considers his Seventh incarnation too manipulative, and the Eighth Doctor seemed confused (see The Ancestor Cell and The Burning).
The power of the golden bow and arrows is not explained, but once it is given away its former owner forgets ever having owned it (which is why the Doctors don't remember their first incarnation owning it) [it is possible that it also affects the Doctor's memory so that subsequent incarnations don't recall the meeting that takes place here].
Links: There is a reference to Cybermen.
Location: An unnamed planet, date unknown.
The Bottom Line: 'I could feel the presence of my own mind - of my future selves - across time and space.' The first of many ill-advised multi-Doctor stories to blight the Short Trips volumes, Five Card Draw is utterly dreadful, a limp excuse for a reunion with only the barest hint of a plot.
CAPRICORN 'I Was a Monster!!!'
Features the fourth Doctor and Romana II.
Author: Joseph Lidster
Roots: The story opens with a quotation from Alexander Pope's An Essay On Man. There are references to Student Bodies, USA High, Sabrina, Roy Keane, Big Brother, Sean Connery, Guinness, Google, NYPD Blue, MTV, Eastenders, Bridget Jones' Diary, Thomas Hardy, Ant and Dec, I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, Pop Idol, Popstars, Hear'Say, Fight Club, Edward Norton, Tony Blackburn, John Lennon, David Beckham, and Kylie Minogue.
Continuity: The Capricorn Killer is a vampire. He was turned into a vampire by a female vampire. The media dubs him the Capricorn Killer because security camera footage of him shows that he has a goatee, which makes journalists connect him with goats and the Devil. The Doctor and Romana kill him with a stake through the heart. Following his death, his diaries were published and a film was based upon them in 2003, entitled I Was a Monster! and starring Leonardo Di Caprio. A novel of the same name is based on the film.
The Doctor and Romana appear to have set out to find the Capricorn Killer, and know that he is a vampire.
Location: London, Earth, c2002.
The Bottom Line: 'This is the only help we can give you.' Lidster's first but not last vampire story for a Short Trips anthology bears all of his trademarks; snappy dialogue, pop references, and lots of wit.
AQUARIUS The Invertebrates of Doom
Features the Seventh Doctor and Mel
Author: Andrew Collins
Continuity: The Cnidarians are aggressive and intelligent alien jellyfish of varying sizes. Their spaceships are filled with water. If Commander Hydra Sowerbii is to be believed, they have an empire. Their invasion of Earth is rather ill thought out; they live in fresh water, not salt water, and they launch their initial attack over dry land.
A jellyfish on a beach at Bournemouth once stung Mel.
Location: England, 1978.
The Bottom Line: 'You're freshwater jellyfish, aren't you?' Amusingly written, and capturing the feel of Season Twenty-Four perfectly; whether or not this is a good thing depends purely on personal taste.
PISCES The Stabber
Features the sixth Doctor and Peri
Author: Alison Lawson
Roots: Signs (alien invaders vulnerable to water).
Links: Peri thinks about her experience of London (Attack of the Cybermen).
Location: A salmon farm in England, [c2002].
The Bottom Line: 'It does the fish no harm.' Daft, annoying and pointless, The Stabber is a weak end to an otherwise promising anthology.
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